H/T to Freedom Eden. This is too funny. PETA has filed a petition at the Indian Supreme Court regarding the forced celibacy of zoo animals. In Response the Indian Supreme Court is demanding that the Environment ministry explain the lack of sex partners for animals.
PETA claims this is unnatural.
Heck, PEOPLE aren't entitled to sex partners, why should animals?
The slippery slope this'll create.
I'll shut up now. I don't want to give any pervs any ideas.
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